The Horny Light Switch

Once there was a horny light switch named Glen.

Glen got turned on by just about everything. On accident sometimes, too. Even the gentlest touch would turn him on.

Day and night. (Especially night.)

One day the light switch met a very boring man, named Steven. Steven went to bed as soon as the Sun went down. Any action in the bedroom was done in the dark — quietly, discreetly, and without excitement.

The light switch started to forget what it was like to get turned on at all!

Then the boring man met a wild girl, named Gena.

She showed him a world of pleasure. The light switch finally got turned on again, as it watched the boring man and Gena do it. Gena didn’t like to have relations in the dark. The light switch was pointed straight up, at all hours of the evening. These two boned, like it was the end of the world or something.

Anyway, the moral of the story is that everyone has a purpose in life, and every switch has a purpose in light.