The Hair Nightmare
A terrible dream of losing hair
My hair! My hair!
My! What a scare!
Curls and twirls fall everywhere!
On the floor I find my hair.
Grab the glue if you dare,
And replace every fallen hair.
Now the people point and stare
And say "There's the girl who has no hair!"
No hair, no hair, it isn't fair!
No fair! No fair! I have no hair!
On my head there sits a glare,
For I am missing my gorgeous hair.
Grab the trumpets, let them blare
As I sing a song for my poor lost hair.
If only I had taken better care,
I would not be losing my gorgeous hair.
Then I open my eyes and realize it was just a nightmare,
And I never lost a strand of my long, gorgeous hair.
About the Creator
Korreain Johnson
I'm a Christian wife and mother of three who homeschools. Although I often seem very cookie cutter and traditional in many ways, my creativity allows me to express a side of me that doesn't have to be bothered with perfection and judgment.
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