The Dude and the Politician

See the hopping of the dude,

I think he's angry at the frankenfood.

He finds it hard to see the crocodile,

Overshadowed by the dreamy aisle.

Who is that cuddling near the goat?

I think she'd like to eat the motorboat.

She is but a grand politician,

Admired as she sits upon an opposition.

Her pleasurable car is just a house,

It needs no gas, it runs on church mouse.

She's not alone she brings a giraffe,

a pet hedgehog, and lots of chief of staff.

The hedgehog likes to chase a scorpion,

Especially one that's in the morpion.

The dude shudders at the clever turtle

He want to leave but she wants the sand myrtle.