The Bird Who Wanted To Steal My Pie.
A Short Poem About That Sly Little Bird.

He perched on my table, staring at me through mischievous eyes,
He cocked his head to one side; he was ever so sly,
He flapped his wings as I took one bite of my pie,
He then pretended to fly into the sky!
He waddled in closer, thinking I wouldn't see,
"Oh, you stupid little bird, your food is in the sea!"
He squawked at me,
"Give us a bite!
"Fuck off!" I replied,
"You're not stealing my pie!"
The bird laughed hard at me
"Ha! Ha! Try to stop me!"
He flew away, but he came back,
And with my hand, I gave him a thwack!
He stared at me with one beady eye,
And I attempted to cover my pie;
But the thief, he waited until my back was turned,
Then the thieving bastard swooped down and,
Stole my pie!
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Carol Ann Townend
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Comments (1)
Very nice! 👍🏻