The Beach

No dogs allowed, no teens aloud allowed, no volleyball, football, sailing, surfing or swimming

No picnics, bbq’s, no P’s and Q’s, no strolling along the shoreline holding hands with unruly wimmin

No reading books, newspapers, or magazines, no young, no old, no families nor adolescent teens

No drinking, eating, thinking aloud in a crowd, no strutting along the shoreline happy, gay, and proud

No observing the rain or cloud formations, this message board is your only point of information. Deal with it.

No talking to strangers, no physical contact, no going maskless, if you want to, go to Damascus

Smiling is only permitted from behind your mask, don’t even think to ask if you can breathe.

And please remember, the beach is for everybody!