Amy always admired amateur axe throwing
Archery, aerobics and on occasion, air hockey
Admittedly she thought she'd be absolutely amazing
Turns out, her arms were just too close to her body
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Bobby begrudgingly gave up on baseball
Because he boldly believed he was the best one to bunt
But, being a baby Baryonyx, he began bawling
Bros badly berated him about being the runt
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Cindy Ceratop contemplated cosmetology
Her crown creatively curtailed her face
Critical customers complained she'd created calamity
As her cute little arms couldn't keep up with the pace
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After all of the failures they simply quit trying
Their little arms made it hard to go on
They lived their lives keeping their cards close to their chests
And without as much as a peep, POOF, they were gone
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (3)
Hahahahahahahhahaha this was so freaking hilarious!
Nice work Kelli.
Quite inventive with the use of the alliteration at times. Great work.