The 12 Days Of Christmas, I'm Truly Jamaican, And Also Perhaps A "Little" Original

1st Day......

Dear Santa,

I must let you know that I tried this thing with the "Jamaican" people, I don't know, they seem to think I'm replacing you with something, or someone else - oh well... we should stick to the "Patrrage In A Pear Tree", we should...

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

2nd Day......

Dear Santa,

I was thinking - we could fly to the moon, we could ask our neighbors some weird questions. I don't know, it remains to be seen what exactly are "Turtle Doves" in the first place - can they fly, can they really lift above the surface - we should try something new, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

3rd Day....

Dear Santa,

Of course, you know exactly what I was about to say. We don't mind eating chicken, eggs - hams, sausages. Every day we cook breakfast as a "Jamaican" people, ackee wasn't on your list - and nobody on the island speaks "French" fluently - nobody, we should try another country, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

4th Day......

Dear Santa,

Every human being yells every person's "name" in the island of Jamaica. We know nothing of privacy, I don't know if it means connections - or hospitality... No person on the island knows what "BIRDS" do, no person - should they remain quiet, I don't know, we should try, we really should try, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

5th Day......

Dear Santa,

Must I tell you about the journey of the rings again - "Five, and at that Golden" - unheard of. Without telling you everything in between, above, and beyond. Bath and Body Works, Jamaicans are truly something else, we should catch up, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite.

6th Day.....

Dear Santa,

You poor thing - here I am loading you up with some gossip in the town, and I haven't asked how you are doing. What made you think I wasn't spending my time wisely with the "Milking Cows"? At this point, I could be jumping over the moon - no internet in the island of "Jamaica", forgive me. We should talk soon again, we really should, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

7th Day......

Dear Santa,

I'm back on track, I was totally annoyed by the cows, but offcourse the "Geese Laying" was a sight for sore eyes. It's truly remarkable, your creations, isn't it - well, not really yours, but you know what I mean - we should keep some for next year, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

8th Day......

Dear Santa,

I'm having mixed feelings about the way we communicate - I'm not in the mood for another grocery shopping, and I can't explain eating "SWANS, SEVEN of them to be EXACT". The season is coming to an end, and I want to extend my visit, we should talk soon, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

9th Day....

Dear Santa,

Bob Marley is dead, I suppose he could be sitting in the heavens - the orchestra playing music, as if they didn't live on Earth. "NINE PIPERS PLAYING", I'm going to relax for the remainder of the season - please, we should speak in the morning, we should.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

10th Day....

Dear Santa,

All of them at once, "TEN DRUMMERS DRUMMING" ??????. Madness, a headache the size of a peanut, isn't exactly the best thing for any person, let alone someone sane - are you bloody mad? We should visit the doctors soon, we should.

I'm not even impressed anymore, I'm tired, and quite frankly, going somewhere no person can find me....

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

11th Day....

Dear Santa,

I don't have a name.

I don't have absolutely no time to spend asking people for their names either. "ELEVEN LORDS A-LEAPING"!!!!! Why are you that evil to us all the time - why??

YOUR ENEMY OF THE STATE (U.S. FRIEND AND ALIE) - this remains true, very true.

The TRUEST form in life.

Yours Truly!

Converted Hypocrite

12th Day....

I was thinking, just as a prize - an early gift. Something Mrs. Claus could understand: "NINE LADIES DANCING"? I'm not starting any trouble, neither am I ending it - it's yours... I was just trying to explain how we got here in the first place...

Goodbye, did you hear what I said - Goodbye.

ALWAYS IN MY HEART!

From TRUE LOVE

& also

Converted Hypocrite

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