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That's How the Toilet Flushes

Limerick of the Week

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
When in the toilet, do as the water does.

There was an Australian who came to apologize

To America, after screwing his partner in enterprise

He knew what he was doing

So felt t'was best to un-screw him

But the hemisphere made him do it counterclockwise

Limerick

About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo

[email protected]

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahahhahahaha you are so brilliantly hilarious!

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