That Dang Video Buffering

I was sitting down on my chair

waiting for my video to load.

As I was sitting down on my chair

waiting for my video to load,

The screen stuttered like a flare

as the progress bar slowed.

That dang video buffering!

That dang video buffering!

Circling around just to make me suffer!

That dang video buffering.

I just wanted to watch an episode.

That dang video buffering!

Can I just watch my episode?

Do you really think you’re all that tough?

I’m getting ready to implode.

I’ve been sitting here for hours.

I’ve been sitting here for hours.

I could have used this time to develop my brainpower.

Instead, I sit here,

As you buffer.

Instead, I sit here.

As you buffer.

My time is better spent elsewhere.

Consider this connection snuffed.