Tam-Oh-Shan’t-Her
Limerick
There once was a lass name of Shanny
whose face was as flat as a panny.
Her pussy was yuck and she couldn’t fuck,
so the lads put their cocks in her fanny.
*so the lads took a turn on her granny (Scottish ending)
Come play in my sandbox!
About the Creator
Harper Lewis
I'm a weirdo nerd who’s extremely subversive. I like rocks, incense, and all kinds of witchy stuff. Intrusive rhyme bothers me.
I’m known as Dena Brown to the revenuers and pollsters.
MA English literature, College of Charleston
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I am on two minds of this one. Your use of my beloved Scottish Bard in the title and one of my favourite poems ever by the great man Then this absolute filthy fun dedicated to I think I know who. The Tragic Princess. Nice one. I will need to think of something. Might resurrect the filthy star of two of my favourite limericks. I'll drop links in case you ain't seen them.
Wow, hilarious, and filthy. Love it!
Wowza!!
right into it I see, alright then!