My puppy ate my crappy lunch
I noticed when I heard her crunch
I wasn't mad
In fact I'm glad
Now I can go out for brunch
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Michele Jones
Michele Jones is an author whose work explores the darker side of a character's psyche.
When she isn't working, she enjoys spending time with her family, cooking, and doing charity work.
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In breaking news, rehabilitated Republican Senator Johnnie Johnson (Pronouns: HE, HIM, HIS) called a press conference from the Men’s room of the New Orleans Louis Armstrong International Airport, Concourse B, across from the Ignatius Reilly’s Lucky Dog stand. The Senator had just returned from a sexual reorientation rehabilitation program in Memphis, TN after being publically disgraced at a Buckee’s Truckstop restroom soliciting sex from an undercover cop three months ago. He is a founding member of the Reformed Christians for Christ, a conservative, pro-family and ex-gay advocacy group. In the spirit of being reborn, Senator Johnson invited reporters to marvel at his plans for a major remodeling of airport bathrooms.
By Cathy Schieffelin6 days ago in Humor
Comments (6)
I do love a happy ending. :) Well done, Michele!
Love it, Michele! 💕🙂
Haha, this is adorable, Michele.
Love this, Michele. Cracked me up!
I love this! Very clever.
Great excuse to go out to eat! Cute.