I dedicate this to Chelsea @LauraW50860
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I am always startled, don't you know
By the women who like my work.
I share my stuff the media way
Socially: the internet's main perk.
I'm grateful for the attention
Of notifications that I gain:
Who doesn't like a little heart
To help you start your day?
But as time goes on, I'm starting to think
That's something's not quite right
Because of who I attract to me:
They don't really fit my type.
I have nothing against pouting, per se
Or big round bouncy breasts
All but revealed to me in a selfie
Very short on text.
Whatever floats your boat -
Which they most certainly would.
Ladies, I prefer spandex
To Spam on X,
And I'm not a big fan of that.
Just so you know.
Because you want to know me.
Or seem to at least.
I do wonder what they expect from me,
This little writing girl?
That they'd be interested in me?
- I'm just surprised a bit, that's all.

Comments (6)
I'm torn between wanting to laugh and feeling sorry for you. Have you blocked them?
Rachel, Bravo! Hope it stops the bullying.
Exactly!! Well said, Rachel, those trolls are ridiculous.
Wow! This is intense! I feel like I just entered a story I did not know existed. I guess I’m still a social platform virgin. I love the wry humor, Rachel. I have already read this four times.
Oh, I do love to troll the romance scammers. It's always interesting to see what prepubescent boys in Nigeria think we should find attractive.
Commenting upon the commenters is an inversion of perspective whose time has come!