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Thanks for the hearts - let's not engage

By Rachel DeemingPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
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Photo by Jernej Graj on Unsplash

I dedicate this to Chelsea @LauraW50860

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I am always startled, don't you know

By the women who like my work.

I share my stuff the media way

Socially: the internet's main perk.

I'm grateful for the attention

Of notifications that I gain:

Who doesn't like a little heart

To help you start your day?

But as time goes on, I'm starting to think

That's something's not quite right

Because of who I attract to me:

They don't really fit my type.

I have nothing against pouting, per se

Or big round bouncy breasts

All but revealed to me in a selfie

Very short on text.

Whatever floats your boat -

Which they most certainly would.

Ladies, I prefer spandex

To Spam on X,

And I'm not a big fan of that.

Just so you know.

Because you want to know me.

Or seem to at least.

I do wonder what they expect from me,

This little writing girl?

That they'd be interested in me?

- I'm just surprised a bit, that's all.

For FunFree Versehumorperformance poetrysocial commentaryStream of Consciousness

About the Creator

Rachel Deeming

Storyteller. Poet. Reviewer. Traveller.

I love to write. Check me out in the many places where I pop up:

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    I'm torn between wanting to laugh and feeling sorry for you. Have you blocked them?

  • Shirley Belk2 years ago

    Rachel, Bravo! Hope it stops the bullying.

  • Andrea Corwin 2 years ago

    Exactly!! Well said, Rachel, those trolls are ridiculous.

  • John Cox2 years ago

    Wow! This is intense! I feel like I just entered a story I did not know existed. I guess I’m still a social platform virgin. I love the wry humor, Rachel. I have already read this four times.

  • Oh, I do love to troll the romance scammers. It's always interesting to see what prepubescent boys in Nigeria think we should find attractive.

  • D. J. Reddall2 years ago

    Commenting upon the commenters is an inversion of perspective whose time has come!

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