Disclaimer: These are meant to be funny and not to offend anyone.
He grabbed the rope swing
Excited to go swimming
The lake was frozen
I sweat the small stuff
Remembered to mow the lawn
Forgot her birthday
Going on a jog
Uphill might be a battle
Using a wheelchair
Customer service:
“Press one to leave a review.”
I wish I had hands
Was walking around
I fell down a flight of stairs
Wish I was not blind
Tell me you love me
If you really mean it babe
I’ve never loved you
Scraped my knee today
Mom, will you kiss it for me?
Grow a pair softy
Went on a first date
Invited to come over
She had a penis
Work for Italians
Someone stole a wheel of parm
I'm the cheese bandit
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Connor Stermer
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"Any last words, cowboy?" "None you'd understand, sodbuster." "Funny. That's Marshall Sodbuster to you. But I meant some last nugget that would help us in the adjudication of the myriad offenses counted against you and your gang. I wasn't asking for penitence."
By Adam Diehl6 days ago in Fiction
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I wish I had hands Wish I was not blind Grow a pair softy These lines made me freaking laugh out loud! I love dark humour! I enjoyed all your Senryus!