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Smile Alien

Enjoy the beach, if you can

By Liam IrelandPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Smile Alien
Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash

No dogs allowed, no teens aloud, no volleyball, football, sailing, surfing or swimming

No picnics, bbq’s, no P’s and Q’s, no strolling along the shoreline holding hands with unruly wimmin

No reading books, newspapers, or magazines, no young, no old, no families nor adolescent teens

No drinking, eating, thinking aloud in a crowd, no strutting along the shoreline happy, gay, and proud

No observing the rain or cloud formations, this message board is your only point of information. Deal with it.

No talking to strangers, no physical contact, no going maskless, if you want to, go to Damascus

Smiling is only permitted from behind your mask, don’t even think to ask if you can breathe.

And please remember, the beach is for everybody!

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About the Creator

Liam Ireland

I Am...whatever you make of me.

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  • Antoinette L Brey2 years ago

    Nothing fun seems to be allowed

  • An authoritarian state maybe.....I'm trying to figure it out..... Take a leap of faith and move abroad and feel the fresh air and peacefulness of nature. You may also enjoy the following: https://shopping-feedback.today/humans/the-trade-off-of-moving-abroad%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/a%3E Thanks for sharing.

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