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Shorts and Tee

Money for Nothing, Sunburnt For Free

By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago 1 min read

Hooray, as shorts and tee weather is here

Let's all have a bottle or two of beer

Uncover your skin

Speedos for the win

Get out and get sunburnt without any fear

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Thank you for reading my limerick. It's not quite shorts and tee weather yet. Oh well!

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Canuck Scriber Lisa Lachapelle3 years ago

    Yes, yay summer!!

  • This was fantastic! Loved it!

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    Not quite yet, but not much longer. good one.

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    Are speedos ever a win? hahaha I'm not quite ready to get my glowing white skin out on display. And sunburn hurts!!! Great work :)

  • Thavien Yliaster3 years ago

    Nah, sunburn is a major cause of fear. Well, mainly for my dad. I still wear sunblock, but I'll still get a good tan. Regardless, skin cancer is no joke. I love the sun since it helps to turn our ice into water, and provides energy for our food, and is the top of the food chain where it all begins, but uv radiation is no joke. Thank heavens for the ozone in the heavens.

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