My boyfriend told me that it was either him or Miguel
My long-time feathered friend, my lover could no longer stand
He said he’d had enough of the Fowl’s foul language
The final straw was what Miguel called his blessed mother
So my soulmate told me, under no circumstance could the bird stay
He made his points quite clear, there is no place for misunderstanding
So I come to you and offer you first dibs on a deal of a lifetime
A bestowment like this only happens once in a Blue Moon
I can only give on a first come first serve basis, so hurry fast
All interested parties send a DM quickly, this deal won’t last
FREE TO A GOOD HOME one male who thinks he’s more important than Miguel
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Comments (9)
Tough choice, Sharon. Might have gone with the bird, depending on how Miguel treated me! LOL!
Captivating read. Loved it.
Haha. Great choice!
I love how you ended this. I would have ended it the same. Well done you ❤️✍️🏆😆
Lol, that feather friend must stay 🤣 ❤️I can relate to this poem. I did not even see why I considered marrying him when he wanted me to get rid of my precious dog who was like my child. This brought back some unpleasant memory but I keep my dog and divorced him. 😁
Hehe, I’ll pass, I ain’t given up my pride and joy for no man who doesn’t care about my happiness. If he came with a couple thousands I might consider. But other than that put your ex in the streets.
Ugh, Miguel is a jerk. Loved this!
Hysterical! Does Miguel do dishes? 🤣 I needed a good laugh!
I choose the bird!! This was cute, clever and spot on