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Feline shenanigans

By Colleen WaltersPublished 2 months ago Updated 2 months ago 1 min read

What, pray tell, transpired here today?

My bed was flat and smooth when I left for work this morning...

It appears that some serious high- speed shenanigans occurred sometime between the hours of 7:30 AM and 4:30 PM. It is not known at this time if the perp had an accomplice.

Someone from the Shenaniganation Dept has been assigned to the case. The only solid evidence that we have so far are the tracks left by the furry shenaniganator.

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Colleen Walters

Just a girl who likes to write poems, usually inspired by events and people in my Florida life.. Always be you, because you are awesome. You matter. You are enough. ❤️

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  • Komal2 months ago

    Ohhh this was deliciously dramatic in the best “CSI: Feline Unit” way 😆 the official report of a very tiny, very fluffy criminal mastermind.

  • Paul Stewart2 months ago

    Sultry and kinda sensual without being crass, very funny.

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