
Screen your calls with robo voices Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Those car warranties and Medicare choices
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Tis' the season for family and friends
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
But feels like the SPAM never ends
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Trying to listen to my favorite Christmas song
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
This caller keeps pronouncing my name wrong
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Gifts to give and card to send
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
These calls are a pain in my rear end
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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The evergreens outside are just slightly snow-kissed
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Inside the phone rings from a data center call list
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Put your ringer on silent right away
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
So you can actually enjoy this holiday
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
About the Creator
Jason A
Writer, photographer and graphic design enthusiast with a professional background in journalism, poetry, e-books, model photography, portrait photography, arts education and more.


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