Revelation

So I'm going along

Doing my own thing like always

When bang!

A pterodactyl flies right into my cheek,

Knocks out all my teeth!

Crazy, right?

But I fix him up, no sweat.

Grab him by the back legs and swing him right into a tree!

That knocks him silly

And I go to sink my teeth into him,

But wait! What teeth?

So I look around while ptery's still dazed

And gather up some of the ol' chompers,

And between teeth and claws,

I manage to cut him into small enough bits to make it down the gullet.

So then I'm sitting there,

Laid back but still bleeding,

Mulling things over,

And then it hits me:

I'm a dinner sawer!

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