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A Goblin's Abecedarian

By D. J. ReddallPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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Ah, the season when the curtain is drawn

Believing yourselves to rule all that is

Cannot be easy when strange things emerge

Damnable hubris is your pandemic

Even the stars know you think you own them

For creatures like me, this is the season!

Goblins are born to play tricks on vain fools

Humans are surely cleverer than most

Intelligence, though, is not real wisdom

Jokes and riddles and puzzles are my trade

Killing you with them is a font of joy!

Look at my cap, dyed with your veins’ liquor

Mark its mute testimony to my skill

Never have I failed to trick a poor rube

Out of his money, his mind or his life

Perhaps you will spy, as Samhain draws near

Queer beings like me, creeping through the leaves

Reflect, if you do, upon how things are

So much eludes your smug understanding

Take a moment to become more humble

Under and over, before and behind

Variegated beings exist, unseen

Wonders and terrors innumerable

X-rays make the skeletons I know laugh!

Yetis like puns; gargoyles enjoy chess games

Zombies could teach you some things about phones

performance poetry

About the Creator

D. J. Reddall

I write because my time is limited and my imagination is not.

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  • D.K. Shepardabout a year ago

    These spooky themed Abecedarians are so fun! And you do them so very well!

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. I was thinking you had so many great lines, then I busted out laughing at the end...as I sit here, holding my phone.

  • "Killing you with them is a font of joy!" Hehehehehe that was my favourite line! Loved your poem!

  • Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a year ago

    Clever and cute. Highlighting your personality, spotlighting your unbelievable talent with an adorable playfulness. If I had a hat, I would tip it now

  • Grz Colmabout a year ago

    Another fun abecedarian, D.J!

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    This was an absolute delight :) I loved those last lines the best!! 'Yetis like puns'...hahahaha!!

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