Realms Can Choke On It
Starting Pride Month '25 with a poem to my wife

you were the druid.
but not the healer.
the kind that watches the deer die and says
“good. now something else can eat.”
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and I—
I was the rogue because
I never asked permission
to want you.
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we met where the music was too loud
and your mouth was too honest.
I tasted gin on your lip balm
and decided to ruin everything.
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you smelled like smoke and unopened books.
you said “I don’t play fair,”
and I said “I don’t play safe.”
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so we spun.
and the spin never stopped.
sometimes we dance.
sometimes we fall.
sometimes we drag the whole bloody world down with us.
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but you—
you always return to form.
twisting. growing.
somehow still green
even after the gods piss ash on everything.
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and me—
I always vanish when it gets too soft.
except with you.
you keep finding me.
in back alleys of myself
even I’ve condemned.
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when we game,
you play the druid.
I the rogue.
but what we’re really doing is
writing the gospel of
“fuck your canon.”
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we don’t want resurrection.
we want consequence.
we want scars that mean something.
we want love that tastes like metal
and swears back.
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this isn’t a marriage.
it’s a side quest we never turned in.
a wound that learned how to hold hands.
a punchline no one else gets.
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we’ve died together.
not literally.
worse.
emotionally. sexually.
logistically. spiritually.
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and still.
you crawl back into my ribs
like you paid rent.
and I let you.
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because love isn’t soft.
it’s known.
it’s shared language in a world full of noise.
it’s shorthand for survival.
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you are the only character
I’d die beside
and not ask for a reroll.
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so if they wipe us—
delete the save
erase the logs
nerf our stats—
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I will still know
the sound you make when you come
and the way you look
when you cast entangle with your hips
and the exact number of seconds
you hesitate before forgiveness.
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that’s ours.
the Realms can choke on it.
.
About the Creator
Iris Obscura
Do I come across as crass?
Do you find me base?
Am I an intellectual?
Or an effed-up idiot savant spewing nonsense, like... *beep*
Is this even funny?
I suppose not. But, then again, why not?
Read on...
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Comments (5)
A Dungeons & Dragons where the quest is simply to continue together through all of it.
Whew, what an incredible way to start my June! You bright your signature intensity, fierceness, and tenderness into this incredible work. Thank you for writing this. My senses felt so much through your words
My goodness, this was so raw and sweet and gorgeous. Your depiction of your love is something so honest and visceral. It’s fascinating, isn’t it, how different love looks for each of us? Such a tender and beautiful piece ♥️
Thank you for making something defiant and tender. For telling a story about the kind of love most people are too scared to name out loud. Let the Realms choke on it. We’ll keep surviving in the back alleys of ourselves—with scars that mean something.
This description of the relationship as a non - conforming game dynamic is really interesting. It makes me think about how we define relationships outside of traditional norms. Do you think there are more relationships like this in real life, where people create their own rules? Also, how do you think this idea of "fuck your canon" applies to long - term partnerships?