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Rats and Elon's magic Hat.

Lana Lynx's Musk Drabble.

By Novel AllenPublished 3 months ago 1 min read

Now, Elon had a contract with Ms. Pennyworth's Secret Hat Emporium, delivering hats (via Space X) to aliens in galaxies far, far away.

The only rule is, at his own peril, he must never enter the secret inner sanctum of the shop. Here, rats ran the everyday affairs of the establishment.

Knowing Elon and his ego, he had to know...In he went...using his All-entry to the Universe key.

Rats converged. They twizzed and whizzed, shrinking Elon. He's now in charge of the Children's Dept of Rat Lovers.

Everyday he squeaks. "I want to go home"...Alas, he can never leave.

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humor

About the Creator

Novel Allen

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.

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  • Andrea Corwin 2 months ago

    This is a clever Drabble and great take on challenge. Elon being Elon, using the universal key - glad he is stuck there forever!

  • Lana V Lynx3 months ago

    Ha! I love a horror fairy tale flare of your Drabble, Novel.

  • Mariann Carroll3 months ago

    Wow, that is a very imaginative story. I wonder what Elon would think of it????

  • Antoni De'Leon3 months ago

    Poor MuskRat...he looks both mad and constipated, also he may be laughing...who can tell. he he he ha ha ha,,,rats, so funny. Now i have to write one. hmmmm.

  • Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha omgggg this made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • That was funny and clever

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