Quatrains

Hooch Flurry

Small girl told father,

won’t you leave liquor,

then you drink hooch,

we get retinue of 1 lakh

Driver

After drinking,

won’t do the driving,

but while driving

will do drinking

Employee-Dog

How do govt.

employees,

eating bribe

call us dogs

Future Doctor

I would have done operation

to your friend, mother

after finishing my degree,

by giving anesthesia for a year

Hero-Villain

Hero won’t die, even if

100 bullets enter him,

villain dies even if

one bullet enters him.

Running Nose

Running nose attacks him four

times per month, it seems.

When it attacks once, it

persists for a week it seems.

Mobile Flurry

When Buddha came in dream,

I told, “I want to do PhD”

answer—bring mustard from

a house devoid of mobile