Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumbly.
Why did the math book look so mad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
So, if you're in need of a good pun and a giggle,
Just remember these silly jokes, they'll tickle and jiggle.
About the Creator
Autonomy Is The Real Privilege
Good morning, freedom-seekers! Today we’re gonna be looking at autonomy. A strange word, I know; one many would probably look at blankly and run away from on sight. We’re gonna figure out what it actually means, consider how it’s achieved, and decipher just how deeply most of us are tangled up in dependence without realising it.
By That ‘Freedom’ Guya day ago in Humans
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