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Pristine

It’s a flippin’ miracle!

By Jo DarrallPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
Pristine
Photo by the blowup on Unsplash

Why is it a crisp white shirt

Is a magnet for splodges & dirt?

That today I’ve evaded

Must be congratulated

For it’s frankly a lifetime first!

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About the Creator

Jo Darrall

A Geordie with a love for the fantastical, a penchant for creating works of art in different mediums & an accent obsessive who thought that perhaps dipping her tootsies into the written word might be a nice addition to her creative outlets.

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  • Donna Renee3 years ago

    Yes!!!! Went out to dinner the other day and all the restaurant staff were wearing white shirts and tan pants… come on, that’s just a setup! 🤷🏼‍♀️😩

  • Dana Crandell3 years ago

    Sooooo relatable.

  • no kidding...I love white, but so does everything I eat

  • Dana Stewart3 years ago

    Yes! I always crave spaghetti or salsa when I wear white, lol!

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    Oh! This is a great one! 😍 Awesome job! ☺️

  • C. H. Richard3 years ago

    Yes love white but always catches something! ☘️💚☘️

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    I hear ya! Good one

  • Staci Troilo3 years ago

    Reminds me of my dad. I think he always wears white on days he eats pasta. Nicely done. Brought a smile to my face.

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