Prison Soap

Do not drop it,

Your life depends on it,

Caged like a wild beast among men,

The soap is so slippery,

You might lose your balance and become an easy target,

Easier than anticipated,

It will be your next wild ride,

Of the butthole kind,

Inmates screaming for more,

Watch as the shanks rebound off the wall,

In unison with your pain,

Dial is the best soap to use,

Far from ordinary,

You will be selling your soul for a bit of pleasure,

If that is the kind that you like,

Upward and onward,

In something that will leave a mark on your backside.