Pink Cadillac

Drop top is what I want to earn,

A pink Cadillac with a neon pink undercarriage coat,

A very classy car to pimp out,

And make my lady feel proud of me,

With she already does despite that the fact that I am very cool guy,

A twitch of pure dopamine,

Easily spread through the power of love,

A white cracker driving a very un-masculine vehicle,

That I will enjoy very much indeed,

I cannot wait to see the finishing touches on this car,

It is going to be very epic,

And a fun way to travel to my destinations,

Through the great city of Abilene.