Piglets pig

How happy is the pound shoat!

Does the shoat make you shiver?

does it?

Pay attention to the cows,

cows are the most friesian bovine of all.

Do cows make you shiver?

do they?

I cannot help but stop and look at fat heifers.

Now heavyset is just the thing,

To get me wondering if heifers are rich.

The wooly ewe sings like a bred women

Now woolly-headed is just the thing,

To get me wondering if the ewe is soft.

Hogs, however hard they try,

Will always be diseased.

Now morbid is just the thing,

To get me wondering if hogs are pathological.

Hens, however hard they try,

Will always be tubercular.

Now tuberculous is just the thing,

To get me wondering if hens are ill.