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Phyve Hun Dread

five fuckin hundred!

By BrenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read

i’m heading with a reckless abandon,

now;

into the gaping maw of post five hundred

with a perilous and relentless glee

with deference and a secret strength

born out of a thousand empty broken dreams

and enigma made of spokes and schemes

a partial palatial puff just smoked it seems

and like a fat smile stoked and coked on laser beams

do i need to be profound

do i need to majestic

i fail to see, how the less of me; the less i be

the less broken potty mouth dyslexic

i just wanna get in make a noise and a mess

leave a couple of nice hard to remove stains

make an incredibly loud and over the top exit

leave it all to the high pay grades and the brains

work it like a morbidly obtuse chair bound pro

twerk it like six asses all set and ready to go

Kirk it like i’m really Spock lad

jerk it likes it's the only toy you ever had

is this is my opus or my swansong

is this my freedom or my cage

or just more wandering, scattered lonely thoughts

that i was able to put to pen and page?

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Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Kendall Defoe 2 years ago

    500 stories; 500 highway; 500 blunts...? ;)

  • That's awesomeeee! Congratulations on hitting 500!

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Congratulations on 500! Kirking it just screws. up my. rhythm

  • When one can twerk, jerk, and Kirk it as majestically as yourself … Well it’s indeed an opus to make a swan sing. By the way … Change the sheets and use Oxyclean on those stains. 😅

  • Andrei Z.2 years ago

    'into the maw of post five hundred' - no joke! It took me a few poems to see the Roman numerals. What about doing Egyptian from now on?:-D

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