this may not be dignified
and will never be called true art
but i wanted to list all the different ways
that i can and am able to say fart
my arse is leaking rotten egg gas
and i've just had three cans of beans
then it’s onto the boiled cabbage
gonna set fire to my back of my jeans
escalated nicely to chemical warfare
the end my friends will justify the means
the air in here is gonna get real thick
might have to have some more beans
one more silly verse while you’re here
and then we will close with a simple list
the art inside the many words of fart
let me know any rippers i may have missed
1. silent but deadly
2. bottom burp
3. trouser cough
4. drop your guts
5. cut the cheese
6. toss a whiff
7. flatulence
8. air turd
9. pass wind
10. poo breeze
11. cup cakes
12. parp
13. toot
14. deck lunch
15. foods ghost
16. …
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler
I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!
A Dart at Dusk
Seconds ago, the sullen sun set on the two of us… my exuberant furry companion and me. A fresh breeze embraces us, delivering welcome relief from the day’s oppressive heat. His typical stumbling and staggering along — apace with a sloth — has turned into trip-trapping, high-stepping, almost skipping along.
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶2 days ago in Petlife
Comments (6)
Number 16 is my favorite haha! :D
Well, there's always Crop Dusting or Butt Bomb, lol. Such a fun, interactive read. I laughed a few times.
Haha! Brilliant, Brenton! Gave me a laugh. Now I will read this to my boys for more giggles.
Haha. Ridiculous, yet hilarious. Well done.
LOL, love this- laughed at "foods ghost" 🤣
This is delightful in its crudeness, Brenton! Farts will never not be funny. in Scotland, we often say "pump" or "pumped". Then there's Trump, Trumpeted. Cut the cheese. Break wind. lol.