Pants on Fire

i tend to talk a lot of malarkey

and i tell a lot of lies

so if my stories conflict in any way

try and act surprised

if you think that just for a second

that any of this is real

imagine then and consider carefully

how you think i feel

if one thing is true and the other isn't

does that upset your cart?

and the objective of my perspective

is simply and deceptively blown apart

i can hide the lie in the truth

i can hide the truth in a word

i can reverse it and i can inverse it

so it's the lie you saw and heard

i twist and shape

i push mold and fold

it's presented so neatly

you don't know what you've been told

i deflect my inflections obfuscate my intentions

hiding all in plain sight and view

it's not my intent to give in or relent

that's... entirely... up to you!