P🧐rnHub Starving Artist
to Michelin Stars (Parody)

✨✨ P🧐rnHub Starving Artist to Michelin Stars ✨✨Parody
You know. I never really paid attention to the jingle. It did not even resonate in me until today that they did indeed have one. I was always in a rush to load material, finish up, message clients or potentials, and then go to the next naughty platform, and repeat. You may take the Hub out of Indiana, but the lawmakers cannot take it out of the avatar.
I drew my inspiration from:
P🧐rnHub Anthem
https://youtu.be/fboNTcjJ8bo?si=4N7aCo22ueZCfKKW
I'm A H🧐 - Whodini
https://youtu.be/p2zrXufO6uM?si=5pVbS3PzWtvwZS5c
Me So H🧐rny - 2 Live Crew
https://youtu.be/T70xQpNpiQc?si=wYHdkQ4sY2V82C-x
Mind Playing Tricks on Me - Ghetto Boyz
https://youtu.be/IJtHdkyo0hc?si=AXWIK0hAxyju8lot
Ms New B😍😍ty - Bubba Sparxxx/ Ying Yang Twins
Bubba: https://youtu.be/znUS2KqPYCw?si=so5jZ2kdv000uZAN
Ying Yang: https://youtu.be/cJT2Q7EApkY?si=-2kG47LFW7hNmJ9z
Feed Me: Little Shop of Horrors - Alan Menken and Howard Ashman
https://youtu.be/GLjook1I0V4?si=Trnoj0wjuJbZeU3M
✨✨ P🧐rnHub Starving Artist to Michelin Stars ✨✨Parody
(Male and Female Singer Plus Male and Female Rapper)
Verse 1 (Female Singer):
I'm a P🧐rnHub starving artist, ain't no doubt
My stomach's growling like a beast, can't live without
A bucket of wings, a pizza pie
I'm rapping 'bout food, gotta make it fly
Chorus (Female Singer):
My mind's playing tricks on me!
Starving Artist, oh me so hungry
Feed me, Seymour, my stomach is grumbling!
Oh oh me so hungry, me hungry long time
How do you know, because I told you so
Verse 2 (Male Singer):
Soul food is on my mind, it's a culinary crime
If I don't get my fix, I'll be rhyming all day and night
Candied yams, collard greens, corn on the cob too
Homemade dressing, black-eyed peas, deviled eggs,
falling off the bone ribs
Female Rap Artist:
I smell those lovely aromas, collard greens and onions cooking in the kitchen
The savory smell of fried chicken sizzling and cooking on the stove
My taste buds tingle, with each bite I take
Flavors dancing on my tongue, like a culinary shake
Chorus (Male Singer):
My mind's playing tricks on me!
Starving Artist, oh me so hungry
Feed me, Seymour, my stomach is grumbling!
Oh oh me so hungry, me hungry long time
How do you know, because I told you so
Bridge (Both Singers):
Global sensation
From Italy to India, China to Jamaica vibes
Africa to the Caribbean, Vietnam, We are coming through
Seafood boils and fine dining, my hunger's on the rise
I want to taste the world, at a five-star surprise
Michelin stars aligning, my tummy's doing it's dance
A culinary passport, take me to the next chance
Verse 3 (Female and Male Singer):
My love for food is like a romantic affair,
Got me feeling like I'm in a culinary snare
Hunger pangs are so intense, it's like a spiritual quest,
Searching for the perfect dish, put my senses to the test
Male Rap Artist:
Food brings us together, breaks down every wall,
A universal language, that echoes through us all
My taste buds do the tango, with each new cuisine I try,
A flavorful fiesta, that takes me on a culinary high
Chorus (Female and Male Singers): My mind's playing tricks on me!
Starving Artist, oh me so hungry
Feed me, Seymour, my stomach is grumbling!
Oh oh me so hungry, me hungry long time
How do you know, because I told you so
Outro (Male Singer):
I found you, Mz Culinary Queen
Chicken Booty
Legs, breasts, and thick thighs
And everything else in between
Come here boo!
History Lesson:
P🧐rnHub Theme Song
The P🧐rnhub theme song, also known as the "P🧐rnhub Anthem," was created by Matthew Key, a Canadian musician and composer. The jingle was introduced in 2010, when P🧐rnhub was rebranding and redesigning its website.
Matthew Key is a freelance composer and sound designer who has worked on various projects, including advertising, video games, and film scores. He designed the P🧐rnhub theme song to be catchy, upbeat, and memorable, which has contributed to its widespread recognition.
The jingle has since become synonymous with the P🧐rnhub brand, often referenced or parodied in popular culture. Its catchy tune and association with the adult entertainment industry have made it a recognizable and infamous melody. No Additional information found on Matthew Key.
Whodini
Ecstasy (born John Fletcher) from the hip-hop group Whodini passed away on December 23, 2020, at the age of 56. He was a founding member of Whodini, known for their hits like "Friends," "Freaks Come Out at Night," and "One Love."
Whodini was an influential group in the early days of hip-hop, and Ecstasy's unique vocals and lyrics played a significant role in their success. His legacy continues to inspire new generations of hip-hop fans and artists.
Rest in peace, Ecstasy! Your contributions to hip-hop will always be remembered.💋🌹
2 Live Crew
2 Live Crew was a hip-hop group from Miami, Florida, formed in 1985. The group consisted of Luther "Luke" Campbell, Christopher "Fresh Kid Ice" Wong Won, David "Mr. Mixx" Hobbs, and Mark "Brother Marquis" Ross. They were known for their explicit lyrics, which often focused on themes of sex, partying, and social issues.
2 Live Crew was a pioneering group in the hip-hop genre, particularly in the subgenre of Miami bass. Their music often incorporated elements of funk, soul, and rock, and they were known for their high-energy live performances.
Some of their most popular songs include "Me So H🧐rny," "As Nasty as They Wanna Be," and "Pop That C🧐🧐chie." The group's lyrics and performances often sparked controversy, leading to legal challenges and censorship debates.
Despite the controversy, 2 Live Crew played a significant role in shaping hip-hop's sound and style, influencing later artists and earning a place in hip-hop history.
Uncle Luke, also known as Luther Campbell, is a prominent figure in hip-hop, particularly known for his role in the Miami bass genre. Here's a brief overview of his influence and the connection to Freaknik:
Uncle Luke (Luther Campbell)
- Career: Luther Campbell, often referred to as "Uncle Luke," is best known as a founding member of the hip-hop group 2 Live Crew. The group gained fame in the late 1980s and early 1990s for their explicit lyrics and energetic beats.
- 2 Live Crew: Uncle Luke's group, 2 Live Crew, was pivotal in the Miami bass movement, known for its bass-heavy, party-centric sound. Their controversial album As Nasty As They Wanna Be led to a significant legal battle over censorship and obscenity, which highlighted issues of free speech in music.
- Solo Work: In addition to his work with 2 Live Crew, Uncle Luke has had a successful solo career. His solo albums and singles continue to reflect his signature style of provocative and danceable music.
- Legacy: Uncle Luke's contributions to hip-hop have been influential, particularly in popularizing Miami bass and crunk music. He has also been involved in various business ventures and has served as a voice on social and political issues.
Freaknik
- Origins: Freaknik was an annual spring break festival held in Atlanta, Georgia, starting in the late 1980s. It began as a college picnic and evolved into a large-scale event attracting thousands of attendees, primarily college students.
- Culture: Freaknik became known for its vibrant and often raucous parties, featuring a mix of music, dancing, and socializing. It was heavily associated with Southern hip-hop and the culture of the time.
- Influence: The event had a significant impact on Southern hip-hop culture, with many artists, including those from the Miami bass scene, participating and performing. It served as a major platform for showcasing new music and fashion trends within the hip-hop community.
- Decline: Over time, Freaknik's popularity declined due to various factors, including increased scrutiny and local regulations. It is now remembered as a cultural phenomenon that played a key role in the history of Southern hip-hop and urban festivals.
Uncle Luke and Freaknik are both important elements in the history of hip-hop, particularly within the Southern scene, and their contributions have left a lasting impact on the genre.
Ghetto AKA Geto Boys
The Ghetto Boys, later known as Geto Boys, were a hip-hop group from Houston, Texas, formed in 1986 ¹. The group's original lineup included Raheem, The Sire Jukebox, and Sir Rap-A-Lot ¹. They were known for their controversial lyrics, which often focused on themes of violence, misogyny, and drug addiction ¹. Some of their most popular songs include "Mind Playing Tricks on Me," "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta," and "You Ain't Nothin'" ¹. The group's name change from Ghetto Boys to Geto Boys occurred with the release of their third album ¹.
Bubba Sparxxx
Bubba Sparxxx is an American rapper from LaGrange, Georgia, born Warren Anderson Mathis on March 6, 1977. He rose to fame in the early 2000s with his unique blend of country-infused hip-hop.
Bubba Sparxxx's debut album, "Dark Days, Bright Nights" (2001), was a moderate success, but it was his second album, "Deliverance" (2003), that brought him mainstream attention. The album's lead single,
"Ms. New B🧐🧐ty," featuring Ying Yang Twins, became a massive hit, peaking at number 7 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
Bubba Sparxxx's music often explores themes of rural life, poverty, and self-empowerment, showcasing his storytelling ability and distinctive drawl. He has collaborated with various artists, including Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, and Petey Pablo.
Although he hasn't achieved the same level of commercial success in recent years, Bubba Sparxxx remains a respected figure in the hip-hop community, known for his innovative style and contributions to the genre.
The Ying Yang Twins
The Ying Yang Twins, formed by Kaine (Eric Jackson) and D-Roc (De'Angelo Holmes), are an American hip-hop duo known for their energetic and provocative style. They gained prominence in the early 2000s with their distinctive blend of Southern rap and party anthems.
Some key points about the Ying Yang Twins:
- Breakthrough Hit: Their breakout single was "Whistle While You Twurk," which gained significant popularity for its catchy hook and explicit lyrics.
- Major Hits: They are perhaps best known for hits like "Get Low" with Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, "Salt Shaker" with Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, and "Wait (The Whisper Song)." These tracks are renowned for their infectious beats and memorable, often explicit lyrics.
- Musical Style: The Ying Yang Twins' music is characterized by its energetic beats, catchy hooks, and often provocative lyrics. They played a significant role in popularizing the "crunk" subgenre of hip-hop.
- Influence: Their style and sound have influenced a range of artists in the Southern rap scene and beyond. They've been credited with helping to define the sound of Southern hip-hop in the 2000s.
- Collaborations: In addition to their solo work, they have collaborated with numerous artists in the hip-hop and R&B genres, contributing to their widespread recognition.
The Ying Yang Twins remain a notable act in hip-hop, known for their distinct sound and memorable contributions to the genre.
Alan Menken and Howard Ashman
"Little Shop of Horrors" is a cult classic, and its blend of horror, comedy, and music has made it a beloved favorite among many. The story of Seymour, Audrey, and the carnivorous plant Audrey II has captivated audiences since its premiere in 1982.
Alan Menken's music and Howard Ashman's lyrics are a perfect match, creating memorable songs like "Skid Row (Downtown)," "Da Doo Ron Ron," "Feed Me (Git It)," and "Suddenly, Seymour."
A fantastic duo! Alan Menken and Howard Ashman collaborated on some iconic Disney classics. Here are their combined works:
1. The Little Mermaid (1989) - Menken composed the music, and Ashman wrote the lyrics.
2. Beauty and the Beast (1991) - Menken composed the music, and Ashman wrote the lyrics.
3. Aladdin (1992) - Menken composed the music, and Ashman wrote the lyrics (Ashman passed away before the film's completion, but his work was incorporated).
Some of their notable songs together include:
- "Under the Sea" (The Little Mermaid)
- "Be Our Guest" (Beauty and the Beast)
- "Tale as Old as Time" (Beauty and the Beast)
- "Friend Like Me" (Aladdin)
- "Prince Ali" (Aladdin)
Menken and Ashman's partnership resulted in some of Disney's most beloved and enduring songs. Their work together earned numerous awards, including Academy Awards, Golden Globes, and Grammys.
Ashman's passing in 1991 was a significant loss, but his legacy lives on through his incredible body of work with Menken. Menken has continued to create iconic Disney music, but their collaboration remains a special highlight in Disney's history.
"P🧐rnHub Starving Artist to Michelin Stars," is a playful and inventive parody that blends diverse musical influences and pop culture references.
Conclusion:
Reflecting on the P🧐rnHub jingle today, I realize how its catchy tune slipped past me amid my whirlwind of loading material and hopping to the next platform. It’s funny how a simple jingle, once overlooked, can resonate so strongly when given a second thought.
Inspired by a vibrant mix of hip-hop and musical theater—from the energetic vibes of 2 Live Crew and Whodini to the whimsical flair of Little Shop of Horrors—I've crafted a parody that celebrates the intersection of food and pop culture. With references to iconic tracks and artists like Whodini, 2 Live Crew, Bubba Sparxxx, Ying Yang Twins, and a nod to Menken and Ashman’s musical genius, my song channels a unique charm and energy.
The central theme of food, combined with playful lyrics and nods to classic hits, creates a fun and engaging piece. The humorous incorporation of the "Feed Me" song from Little Shop of Horrors adds a delightful layer to the parody, making it both entertaining and memorable.
In blending these influences, I’ve aimed to pay tribute to the artists who shaped these genres while adding my own creative twist. "P🧐rnHub Starving Artist to Michelin Stars" offers a flavorful journey through music and culinary desires, turning hunger into a humorous celebration of the senses.
About the Creator
Denelsia Walker
Poet, Author, Musician, & Adult Enter Model. My Brand is HOEZBWINNING via Amazon Merch on Demand. Plus am an Amazon Influencer. Founder of Delcia Secrets Contoured LLC custom-made lingerie. Creator of International Poetry Whore FB Group.




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