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Out My Ass

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By Tom BakerPublished 21 days ago 1 min read

Out my ass it goes,

the shit magnet twirls inside—

like a lawn mower.

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Tom Baker

Author of Haunted Indianapolis, Indiana Ghost Folklore, Midwest Maniacs, Midwest UFOs and Beyond, Scary Urban Legends, 50 Famous Fables and Folk Tales, and Notorious Crimes of the Upper Midwest.: http://tombakerbooks.weebly.com

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  • Harper Lewis21 days ago

    Irreverent. Love.

  • Paul Stewart21 days ago

    Pmsl. Brilliant.

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