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Oh, Shit

I Can Wait, Can You?

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Oh, Shit
Photo by Lucian Alexe on Unsplash

Tried to let one slip

If only I were able

NEVER trust a fart

humorslam poetry

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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago

    The older I get, the worse it seems to get.

  • Thavien Yliaster2 years ago

    Yep, reminds me of the meme where a little kid is holding a dairy queen ice cream cup upside down. The first picture: fart. The second picture with the little kid's eyes widening and his smile gone as the frozen dairy treat quickly starts to evacuate: shit.

  • Mark Graham2 years ago

    That's nature for you.

  • Nope. Never trust it. Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Especially an old one. 😂

  • Jazzy 2 years ago

    This just hits different, never ever trust them!!!!

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    Just wasn't innocent

  • Margaret Brennan2 years ago

    My favorite quote!! Been there WAY too many times. Love your poem.

  • Joe Patterson2 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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