OFF THE TOP 5

Society It really stinks

Dumbass people with their kinks

Quality not quantity….

They don’t have I got the winks

Can’t be stooping down their level

Can’t be rebel like the devil

Can’t be like that entity….

Rather be a Gary Neville

What happened to appearance man?

Way they dress they are trash can

Full of garbage and It stinks….

Judge a book not cover and

Is that how they really plan

They on something see that man

Deffo need a brand new Lynx….

Cos the smell Is torrid and

Dressing nice and modest always

Looking good we need to be….

Confidence It gives us In us

Character Is what you see….

Having manners with a focus

Purpose what we have Indeed….

But their goals are different get me

Alcoholic smoking weed….

Taking care Important always

Simple things In life Is there….

But your circle full of nitties

Bunch of sheep like who don’t care….

People out there looking lost

All these tourists really dumb….

On a land the language English

Rare to hear that zero none….

Feels like England foreign country

Dirty scums are filling up….

Hygiene level looks disgusting

Blame the government messed up….

Look at all these migrants really

How they look disgusting man….

Let them loose In UK streets

Causing havoc that’s their plan….

Housing them In hotels really

From the funds taxpayers and….

But we’re pissed off oh believe me

Time to stop this nonsense plan….

Many things we think to ban

We support no taliban

Send them back like where they came

By the ocean and the sand

But I’m ready with my hand

Slapping them I’ll be a man

Rather be safe than be sorry

Do the country favour and

Don’t know why what’s all the ruckus

English flags are up the focus

People tearing down why’s that?

We’re In England funny that

We can see them add no value

To this country yeah not brand new

So you know I love my hat

Get them out they like a gnat

Keep the good ones with the manners

Send those back who look like spanners

On my rhymes I’ll point It out

And I’m ready for a bout

Country’s going down the toilet

Flush It down don’t wanna spoil It

Let me lead the country now

Labour out we need somehow

Politician not my forte

Adding spice I will now sauté

Common sense Is what I’ll bring

Spreading love and peace we’ll sing

AI coming soon we prepare

Tooling up we go and sit there

Humanity Is on the brink

I will fight I will not sink