Ode to the Deer

Start writing... My teary deer, you inspire me to write.

How I love the way you flap, prowl and swim,

Invading my mind day and through the night,

Always dreaming about the flappy shim.

Let me compare you to a warm buffoon?

You are more nappy, sappy and happy.

Deep sun heats the scrappy peaches of June,

And summertime has the snappy snap pea.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love your powerful arms, thumb and hands.

Thinking of your yappy thumb fills my days.

My love for you is the horrible ands.

Now I must away with a zappy heart,

Remember my steep words whilst we're apart