Not your average hot dog

Kids say the darndest things

By Ashley ClarkPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read

My son, at checkout,

screams, "Mama where's YOUR Weiner?"

I. AM. MORTIFIED.

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Ashley Clark

Mom, wife, writer, creator, artist, friend, daughter, woman, dancer, poet, student, teacher, and lifelong learner. We all wear different hats that grow, expand, change, and define ourselves. I love sharing them and hearing about others.

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