No Lotion, Just Potion Haiku
For Ellie Hoovs' Unofficial Wonderland Poetry Prompts Challenge 16
Here is you’re lotion
A potion, not a lotion
You don’t drink lotion
????????
Till next time,
Calvin
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Calvin London
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Comments (4)
Nice job!❤️
Yeah, definitely don't wanna drink lotion. Haha!
This made me giggle - my almost 3 year old will play with lotion and make potions in the bathroom if not supervised.
Very nice on short and sweet but has the kick of a elephant well done 🌻🌻🌻🌻