My lifelong partner

i would like to introduce you to my lifelong partner…

oh, you cannot see her? look a little harder

okay, the truth is that she lives in me

behind a strong door which is locked with a key

she would like you to call her mrs depression

recently she has been lacking attention

this morning she told me that she feels like she is being ignored

i replied saying “my readers do not care about you. they are bored”

i told her i do not want to fight or cause conflict

but for a while i have been thinking that me and her should just split

then she threatened me with a gun to my head

“do what i say or maybe i will accidentally shoot you dead”

she granted me a pen and demanded “now write”

so here i am convincing you that our relationship is alright

but in reality i was sick of being alone

so i invited her into my home

i was looking for love in the wrong place

and now i am stuck with a partner who does not even have a face

in my body, i am no longer in control

she closed the door and locked me in. my life she has stole