My Kind Of Husband

You never wear the same socks,

You wear two colours instead,

You love those paint covered Jeans,

They were made to fit your means!

You're as sarcastic as they come,

But I still love you honey,

Even when you love to annoy me,

Then tell me it's in the name of fun.

You put chocolate on your chips,

And, use Peanut Butter as a dip,

but I think your food tastes,

Really are pretty hip!

You sing in the shower,

You talk in your sleep,

And it's not hard to learn,

That snoring is your power!

My kind of husband is no ordinary lover;

He smiles at every flower,

And does all these silly things,

but he is unique,

human;

And I love him for being him,

Every single day,

And every frazzling hour.