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My Guide to the Federal Election

A Poem?

By Kendall Defoe Published 9 months ago Updated 8 months ago 1 min read
From the feds...

Note: this is a little poem written over our upcoming election up north, and a little introduction to how things work here. And it will also meet a requirement for a challenge posted recently (see below):

Say what you will about my country:

We enjoy our freedom and the land we love.

And you, dear friends, all and sundry,

Should know your neighbours up above.

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Fools, dimwits, and morons,

All taking us down with them.

Another grand federal election…

Who should we choose? Ahem…

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The Liberals will spend our money.

The New Democrats will make us poor.

The Greens will speak and sound funny.

The Conservatives will show us the door.

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It is a game we all play.

Even as we all hear

Of liars and clowns along the way,

And voters who have something to fear.

And then wash your hands...

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  • Mother Combs9 months ago

    None of the parties have our best interests at the root of their campaigns. It's all just on the surface, to get elected

  • Yeah, so far that sounds pretty much the same as here, Kendall. I'd give you a "lol" but quite honestly it just hurts too much & I wanna cry.

  • Clowns sums it up pretty well. Loved your poem!

  • Sid Aaron Hirji9 months ago

    It's sad that it is a two party system. As you said it's clowns. You vote for the lesser of two evils or vote independent for right to b@@@@

  • Its the other way around here in the United States. It’s the conservatives that are making us poor by driving up our national debt and deficit with major major tax breaks for the wealthy . While it is the Democrats that are working for the middle class to ensure that we do get our fair shake at part of that so-called American dream.

  • Natasha Collazo9 months ago

    This was really good! I loved the choice of words you displayed. What a great entry! 👏🙂

  • JBaz9 months ago

    This is going to be an interesting election…who knows what is in store for us

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