My Aust.

let me regale ya

just a little bit

...about Australia

vegemite and cockatoos

bitey snakes and bush poos

spiders in the dunny

red gum flavoured honey

yeah nah yeah nah

ya got dirt in the carby

it's a race not a derby

prawns on the barbie

crikey

struth

flamin heck

suns hot

so's me neck

anything but fosters mate

and if you're really gonna go

make sure you're drunk

and late

lara bingle fuckin said...

where the bloody hell are ya?

where did you go

cause we're still here

it’s still dusty

it’s still hot

Australia’s what we’re standing in

this is what we got

yeah nah yeah nah

stone the flamin crows

rootin sheila’s

punches thrown

get fucked cunt

...

it was a stabby

not a punt

just wanna watch this next kick love

it might be a fuckin goal

have a vodka cruiser then

just don’t be a mole

she'll be right mate

that’s heaps sick ay

under the bonnet son

yeah some other day

yeah nah yeah nah

paying out on anything

anything at all

a pie from a cart

a frothy from a stall

running tight tight tight

feeling loose loose loose loose

talking like a pelican

feeling like a goose

trying not be a wood duck

actually couldn’t give fuck

a dingo stole my baby

pretty much fuck all else

not really a world stage player

that doesn't mean you can fuck us around

don't poke us don’t prod us

don't ever think to assume our place

or we’ll run halfway up your fuckin arm

and bite your fuckin face (cunt)

yeah nah yeah nah

fuckin see ya later Bruce

go for you flamin life

this is fair dinkum

and that's not a knife