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Murder Mittens

The AbsPURRdities of Life

By Conor DarrallPublished 3 years ago 1 min read

My cat is a typical chap

Who loves both a scratch and a nap.

But in his mind insane,

His contentment will wane,

And he’ll plunge all his claws in my lap.

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About the Creator

Conor Darrall

Short stories, poetry and some burble . Irish traditional musician, medieval swords guy, draoi and strange egg. Bipolar/ADD/CPTSD/Brain Damage. Currently querying my novel 'The Forgotten 47' - @conordarrall / www.conordarrall.com

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  • Stephanie J. Bradberry3 years ago

    That's the life of a cat and cat owner!

  • Donna Renee3 years ago

    Haha nice!! Oof… cats are so unpredictable

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    Sounds about right, for a cat. Well done.

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