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For Makenzie's shopping list challenge.
- DEPOSIT CHECK!
- post office (after storage)
- $$$ Jane
- Text Victoria -
GRAB BUBBAS INSULIN FROM PHARMACY
Bathroom
Soap Dispenser
Toilet cleaner
Hair detangler
**STOP BUYING LOTION STUPID! YOU DONT NEED ANY MORE!**
Laundry soap****
The Crotch Goblins demand:
Corndogs
nuggets
Ice Cream (haha fat chance you little turds!)
CAT FOOD
Dog Food
Bunny Food
Bunny Hay
Grown-up food????
Wine. Or whiskey. Mojitos. Something like this. Use best judgment.
Breakfast
Orange juice
Vodka
bacon
biscuits
Dinner
Shredded parmesan
Spaghetti squash
heavy cream
chicken thighs (no bones or skin)
screw that. Too tired. Get a take-and-bake pizza.
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Hope Martin
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Epilogue
I sat in my office, twisting the wooden ring that Leon had carved for me on my finger. I was uncomfortable, hot, and cranky. And I was bored. Leon was making me a cup of tea in the adjoined kitchen. Estrakulius was resting peacefully next to me against the desk. I had taken up residence in CiCi’s old office as it was easier than moving everything into mine. It had been interesting to find things about CiCi after she was gone. It made me feel like she was still here and comforted me. And she was right, all of the millions and millions of reports were very helpful, no matter how much I hated them.
By Hope MartinExclusive • 2 months ago
Comments (5)
I feel like I just watched "A Bad Moms' Christmas" (love that movie).
I have not laughed at an entry for this challenge yet! I adore this! "Crotch Goblins" got me giggling, then the crossed-out "fat chance, you little turds" for ice cream. I feel like the goblins are a collective term for children, cats, dogs, and bunnies. All of 'em together, lol. Chaotic but beautiful chaos. This is such a great entry, Hope!
Family life....
Hahahahahahahahahaha my jaw literally dropped when I realised who the crotch goblins were!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🖤great list