Misplaced

MISPLACED

I find it an absolute disgrace,

That once again, I’ve been misplaced

Right on the couch cushion, I’ve been forgotten,

You have been treating me so rotten

And I have the most important job!

Without me, you’d probably be a slob.

I know you can’t get enough of your new IPad,

But when you forget about me remember I’m sad,

Please, don’t you dare leave me all alone,

You better remember, I’m your goddamn phone!