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Mental Health coach- Dr Edward

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By Karan w. Published 9 months ago 1 min read

Dr. Edward... Dr. Edward the Mind Healer
Nah! Fake Healer, Actually kids Candy's and Chocolate Stealer
He never went to university, Nither took an EXam
His Wise? It came from Instagram; what a Scam!

He asks some deep Questions, then you forget your name
Even if he Charges a fee— He's got no shame
He claims to heal the troubled Mind
But his brain— Error 404 page can't find

He smiles eerily— It scars the bees
Even Ghosts say, "Doctor, please!
He writes a journal every night
And wonders if his pillow is Right

His parrot only read his journal with great pride
While reading parrot rolls its eyes so wide
C'mon Doctor, you've gone too far
Go ask for wisdom from a pickle in a jar





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Karan w.

Writer || Poet || Author

Author of "The Resonance–Two Together-Lost Forever

 All worlds collapse the moment they touch the ground of reality—worlds I once created. Yet I find my bliss in the dissolution of my creations

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  • Mother Combs9 months ago

    lol, so glad he's not boring ;)

  • Mark Graham9 months ago

    I think I remember a few teachers/professors like this. Good job.

  • Maryam Batool9 months ago

    What? lol! Idk what was it about, but every line is so funny 🤣🤣 Edward is ME if I become doctor!! 🤣 Came from instagram? lmao! That's top-notch... It reminded me of a meme I saw the other day; A patient screaming in bed with terror becuase in front of him was his friend doctor who had passed medical using Chat-Gpt! 🤣🤣

  • Bren9 months ago

    This is so totally hatstand! I love it!

  • Hahahahahahaha his brain error 404 and even ghosts are scared of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved your poem!

  • Rohitha Lanka9 months ago

    Wow... such a captivating poem, well written, and good luck.

  • This is very nice

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