When life hands you lemons
And your house is full of felons
Just hand them an orange
Make yourself some porridge
While listening to their confessions
About the Creator
Amber Zajec
Fueled by fantasy, magic, and a desire to escape into worlds filled with laughter, love, and mythical creatures. My lifelong dream-to make a living helping others escape into the magical worlds I create, one spellbinding story at a time.
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Comments (2)
I live this. Super fun
That made me laugh. And love the orange-porridge