Kicked Out of the Wiggles

i got kicked out of the wiggles

my credentials weren't up to par

they took my guitar and skivvy

and the keys to the big red car

i got kicked out of the wiggles

i used to be a red skivvied jester

i faked my working with children permit

and now they all think that i'm a molester

Dorothy won't talk to me

she told me to get to fuck

Jeff woke up and smacked me in the gob

and warned me not to push my luck

Captain Feathersword thinks i'm a cunt

he won't give the time of day

wags the dog pissed on my leg

and called me fuckin gay

Anthony spat on my hot potato

and threw my cold spaghetti in the grass

as i bent over to pick it up

he kicked me in the arse

got told to leave and not come back

but i showed them in a departing hurry

i took a runny shit in each of their lockers

and turned henry into calamari

i shouldn't bother asking for a reference

cause these guys they all go way back

i don’t want the wiggles gunning for me

for some wholesome g rated payback