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Just A Girl Standing In Front Of A Boy

Wishing He’d Learn How To Read The Room

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 7 months ago Updated 7 months ago 1 min read
Noir Art

Thoughts:

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No, I don’t wanna talk to you

Don’t wanna share a drink

I can tell you’ve had a few

The way you talk to me

You think you’re such a catch

But I got a shot for that

Tinder, real fish or match

Your lines are falling flat

No, I don’t want to see your car

Don’t want you drive me home

I don’t know who you think you are

No, you can’t call my phone

You’re getting on my nerves

Why don’t you move along

I can see you haven’t heard

That’s cause, it’s just a thought

I’ll keep it to myself, just smile and say

No thanks

It won’t matter anyway

Because your manners stink

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About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Calvin London7 months ago

    Sounds like a typical conversation on a dating site. 😊😊

  • Mark Graham7 months ago

    That's telling him in a way. Good job.

  • Grz Colm7 months ago

    Hehe! Slam! I was hoping for a Notting Hill review yet this will do nicely, Kelli. 🙂

  • Kendall Defoe 7 months ago

    This is brilliant! BTW, do you like Thai food, cause I know a little bistro, baby...

  • Mother Combs7 months ago

    You tell'em, Kelli

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