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Junior Meal

Killer Deal

By BrenPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read

there's a dead man at McDonald's

and i’m not telling any lies

he had half a fuckin junior burger

but he didn't touch his fries

condensation from his small coke

makes slow lonely pools on his serving tray

his hot apple pie has gone very cold

and his ice cream has melted away

was it the burger that killed this bloke

maybe he was allergic to the gherkins

a businessman, a business lunch

he was a vendor of second hand merkins

he just dropped into macca d's

hoping to be simply fed

now he's face down on a plastic topped table

completely fuckin mcdead

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Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Danglington Favour2 years ago

    This is interesting

  • Jeffrey Sparks3 years ago

    Very creative. Loved the ending.

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